me: *begins decorating our room with lots of halloween stickers and talks about halloween decorations at CVS*
my roommate: you know people think ur super punk cause of the hair and piercings but ur actually just super adorable

FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

(via cutesupervillain)

arabianwave:

yourfavmoroccan:

Thank you

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

(via roseliptmaiden)

crisp-golden-air:

🎃 Autumn & Winter ❄️
As a male writer, do you feel your work distracts from your traditional role of hunting and killing wild animals?
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(Source: jetpackexhaust, via katharinehempburn)

chappach:

My friend’s bunny has a new buddy.

my roommate and I decided that every prospie I host is going to be our child and we plan on acting like “cool” parents

thelingeriedirectory:

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let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly